Elon Musk says I have to justify my job, then forward his e-mail to ten federal employees, or I’ll have bad luck.” ...

Mommy Long Legs captures Player in a dark tunnel and tells him her life story. She was once a tall young high schooler with long legs from a growth spurt named Molly. All the popular girls made fun of ...

After Huggy Wuggy and Player tease the Caterpillar for being small, the insect hides in his cacoon. Once awakened he grows to an enormous size! Now Player and Huggy Wuggy have to try and stop the ...

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